I’m so happy I could cry! #gameofthrones #got #fireandblood #limitededition #redale #dragons #ommegang

I’m so happy I could cry! #gameofthrones #got #fireandblood #limitededition #redale #dragons #ommegang

Think about the first name you were ever called,
and then think how long it took until
you got called a pussy
or a slut,
or a bitch,
or a whore,
all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’

Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
and they said it with a sneer.
Like it was a bad thing.

For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.

Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
fuck or fight or both.
We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
as we slink close and sink our teeth in.

Remember: we’re deadly.

You should be proud to be called a girl.

Most Female Killers Use Poison (via dylanludwig)

Some Guy at The Bar: … You know, my friend is a really great guy-

My Friend: Oh, that’s great. She only dates douchebags!

Me: Ahhh, yeah my douchebag radar has apparently been broken.

My Friend: Well, you see, they always seem nice at first, but then by date 20 -am I right?

Me: Basically.

My Friend: Yeah, well by date 20 the douchebag comes out.

Yep. This conversation happened.

Words to keep inside your pocket:

  • Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
  • Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful. 
  • Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound. 
  • Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling. 
  • Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like. 
  • Aubade - a song greeting the dawn. 
  • Ephemeral - lasting a very short time. 
  • Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal. 
  • Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in sound. 
  • Billet-doux - a love letter. 
  • Redamancy - act of loving in return.

How to write a senior thesis:

Step one: Pull out notebook or computer(turn on), word document, pen, thumbdrive, etc.

Step Two: Have resources, notes, drafts and annotated bibliography readily available.

Step Three: Put super glue (no particular brand) on seat of chair.

Step Four: Sit.